Brand me, baby!
Posted by shinymac on May 15, 2008
Dear Russell,
I am writing to tell you that you have been caught out. Tonight I have been watching you on a large screen, blatantly cavorting with other women, and I am most upset.
However, I have to say, I thoroughly enjoyed watching you… you looked extremely bloomin gorgeous when straddling a surf board, and a chess piece. You even made chess look sexy, god damn, you talented individual.
Forgetting Sarah Marshall? Well, let’s put it this way, I am glad it’s over between you two, and I am glad you are currently on your way back to England.
I’ll meet you at the airport in the morning, although I must confess, I am now betrothed to another myself.
Oh well, we can just have a cuddle, and I’ll join your love revolution.
Together we can change the world.
Yours,
Shinymacage x
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